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Anyone who collects a wage will appreciate the premise behind Crash of the Millennium: Wages are too low, relative to the growth of productivity, and thus we're in for a global economic disaster. Who would've thought that being underpaid would have such awful repercussions? Batra, an economics professor at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, has a long history of mostly accurate predictions. He predicted a major depression in 1990, which turned out to be just a recession, but also had quite a few hits: the rising stock market in the '80s, falling inflation and real-estate crashes in the '90s, and assorted wars and other upheavals.As the 20th century comes to a close, he avers, a handful of long-term trends are coming to a disastrous climax: too much government spending, too much consumer credit, too many monopolistic industries, too much wealth staying at the top in the form of high corporate profits and unprecedented stock prices, and too little trickling down in the form of wages. He also tells you what to do to minimize your losses in this disaster: Sell stocks and bonds. Forget about real estate as an inflation shelter. Park your money in bank certificates of deposit. If you have to speculate, buy gold, silver, or platinum. It's radical advice, but Batra backs it all up with numerous charts showing historical patterns of inflation and speculative bubbles. And he candidly admits he has no idea where all this will end up; his advice merely applies to late 1999 and the first two years of the new millennium. Is he right? We'll know soon enough. --Lou Schuler
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It's remarkable how often the predictions of economics professor Ravi Batra have proven prescient. Years in advance he predicted the rise of fundamentalism in Iran, the fall of the Berlin Wall, the decline of communism, the stock market crash of 1987, and the September market slump of 1998. The one time Batra seemed to get it wrong was with the prediction of his best-selling book, The Great Depression of 1990. As it turned out, that depression was postponed by massive borrowing from abroad, and what we now face will be all the worse for the delay.Customer Reviews:
The Crash of the Millennium and PROUT.......2007-08-08
The crash is coming. Or did we miss it?.......2005-11-10
Dr Batra offers profound insight into historical development.......2002-10-06
As for the bubbles, when share prices surge the wealth of those with capital in the markets expands in relation to the rest who do not own wealth. The amount of wealth becomes more unevenly distributed, even if a middle class has some. The growing divergence accelerates the decline in the social ethic. Also, helping the decline is the faltering social responsibility of employers to their workers, which promotes a feeling of alienation by the HAVE-NOTS to the HAVES.
In short, what Dr. Batra is writing about is a larger historical dynamic or evolution. He is not a technical analyst looking at stock charts for signs of a bullish reversal, or an economist strictly measuring the development in terms of the mix of fiscal and monetary policies. His frame of reference is much bigger than that. He is writing about a historical context based on his interpretation. At the same time, what really makes his work so fascinating, is his deep insight into the larger collective philosophy. He writes about the degeneration in social and environmental conditions associated with a human project based on a materialistic worldview. He proposes a much better framework for human beings, a spiritual framework, based on the ideas of his great mentor, PR Sarkar.
It is in this way that his books should be approached. Exact timing is difficult for all, but at least with Dr. Batra's work it is possible to gain an understanding of the social dynamic behind the developments and to see a positive way forward. Dr. Batra's works are a profound contribution. That said, his predictions have been quite accurate. Just look at a chart of stock prices from 1980 to 2002. It clearly reveals a huge bubble from 1983 to 1999 and a plunge since then. We are seeing the bursting before our very eyes. This is the history he his describing and explaining. That is a great achievement indeed!
Thank you, Ravi!.......2002-08-06
We are not economists, but what Batra says makes sense to us. If wages remain relatively unchanged while wealth is being concentrated in the hands of those at the top and if at the same time productivity increases - then how is the economy to sustain itself? Certainly, a collapse can be delayed by borrowing, but that fix is temporary at best and will in the end cause greater misery.
We are grateful for Batra's clarity and foresight, and we only hope that everyone will assess his/her financial condition on August 14th right along with the CEOs of the top 1000.
Crash!.......2001-10-30
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Manufacturer: Manufacturers News ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1582022488 |
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The Memoirs Of General The Baron De Marbot
Oliver C. Colt Manufacturer: Kessinger Publishing, LLC ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1419172166 |
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All the armed forces were set in motion for this war. I regretted that I was not involved; and being destined to carry back to my regiment the knowledge I had acquired at the school, I saw myself condemned to spend several years in the depot with a whip in my hand, making recruits trot round on elderly horses, while my comrades were fighting at the head of troops which I had trained. I did not find this prospect very pleasant, but how was it to be changed? A regiment must always be fed with recruits, and it was certain that my colonel, having sent me to the school of cavalry to learn how to train these recruits, would not deprive himself of the services which I could render in this respect, and would keep me out of the fighting squadrons.Download Description
All the armed forces were set in motion for this war. I regretted that I was not involved; and being destined to carry back to my regiment the knowledge I had acquired at the school, I saw myself condemned to spend several years in the depot with a whip in my hand, making recruits trot round on elderly horses, while my comrades were fighting at the head of troops which I had trained. I did not find this prospect very pleasant, but how was it to be changed? A regiment must always be fed with recruits, and it was certain that my colonel, having sent me to the school of cavalry to learn how to train these recruits, would not deprive himself of the services which I could render in this respect, and would keep me out of the fighting squadrons.
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The Memoirs of Baron De Marbot
Baron de Marbot Manufacturer: Kessinger Publishing, LLC ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1417908556 |
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1894. The Memoirs of Baron de Marbot is considered to be one of the best written and most informative of all the memoirs to come out of the Napoleonic period. The book is an autobiographic account of Marbot's life, which begins from his birth in 1782 to this death in 1854. Marbot was a Lieutenant-General in the French Army and aide de camp to several of Napoleon's Marshals. He went on more than one mission for the Emperor himself. He fought in nearly every campaign, from 1800 through Waterloo, and was present at many of the big battles of the era, usually in a position to give insights into core level decisions. This is definitely a must read for anyone interested in Napoleonic history.
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MEMOIRS OF BARON DE MARBOT LATE LIEUTENANT-GENERAL IN THE FRENCH ARMY
[TRANS] ARTHUR JOHN BUTLER Manufacturer: LONGMANS GREEN ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: B000SEMWV8 |
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THE MEMOIRS OF BARON DE MARBOT: Late Lieutenant-General in the Grench Army (2 Volume set); Vol I; Vol II
Manufacturer: Longmans, Green and Co. ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: B000I11W08 |
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The memoirs of Baron de Marbot: Late lieutenant-general in the French army
Jean-Baptiste-Antoine-Marcelin Marbot Manufacturer: Longmans, Green and Co ProductGroup: Book Binding: Unknown Binding ASIN: B0006AGJIQ |
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Absolutely brilliant first hand account........1999-10-27
Napoleanic memories.......1999-01-10
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The Memoirs of General the Baron De Marbot
Baron De Marbot Manufacturer: IndyPublish.com ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 1404318585 |
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General, later the Baron, Marbot, came from a family which might be described as landed gentry. His father served in the bodyguard of Louis XV and later in the Republican army. Marbot himself was a soldier from the age of 17 and fought in the wars of the Republic and the campaigns of Napoleon. His memoirs were written for his family and his intimate circle, without thought of publication, and it was not until after his death in 1854 that his family were persuaded to offer the manuscript to publishers.Customer Reviews:
The Greatest Military Memoir?.......2002-09-10
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The Memoirs of Baron de Marbot: Late Lieutenant-General in the French Army Volume I
Arthur John; translator [Baron de Marbot] Butler Manufacturer: Longmans, Green and Co. ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: B000KTHOIW |
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The Memoirs of General Baron De Marbot
Jean Marbot Manufacturer: Hard Press ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1406953407 Release Date: 2006-11-03 |
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Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic
Douglas E. Winter Manufacturer: HarperCollins Publishers ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover Similar Items: ASIN: 0066213924 Release Date: 2002-07-23 |
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Douglas E. Winter, author of Stephen King: The Art of Darkness and editor of two major dark-fiction anthologies (Prime Evil and Revelations), may be the reigning expert on modern horror. If his book Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic is not the definitive biography of that polymathic author-playwright-auteur, it is only because the volume appeared when its subject was still in his late forties.At 501 pages, plus 50 pages of endnotes and nearly 100 pages of Primary and Secondary Bibliography, The Dark Fantastic is an impressively thorough document. It covers Clive Barker's life from before birth (giving background on his parents, grandparents, and the hometown he shares with the Beatles) through the early years of struggle to his successes as an internationally bestselling author, Hollywood screenwriter-producer-director, and family man. The biography makes it clear that Barker has always had exceptional talent. (The Dark Fantastic includes, as an appendix, a previously unpublished story, written in Barker's early teens, "The Wood on the Hill." This uneven but fully developed fable of hubris is a tale authors twice as old would be proud to have written.)
Readers expecting a tell-all biography will be disappointed. A good portion of The Dark Fantastic is devoted to summaries and assessments of Barker's creations in many media. However, Winter's critical examinations are interesting, sympathetic, and honest. The Dark Fantastic is a must for all Barker fans and all serious scholars of horror and the fantastic. --Cynthia Ward
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Clive Barker: a modern myth-maker, explorer of our darkest instincts and ultimate fears, the writer who -- more than any other contemporary figure -- has shaped our nightmares through diverse media. Novelist, playwright, scriptwriter, artist and director, he is a master at twisting the mundane to make it fantastic, frightening and ultimately meaningful.Douglas E. Winter's detailed and highly literate biography, made possible by unprecedented access to Barker and his closest friends and family, offers readers a privileged insight into Barker's own story: his Liverpool childhood and adolescence; his forays into the world of theatre, mime and direction; his meteoric rise to fame as the author of the Books of Blood and Weaveworld, and the director of Hellraiser; his move to Hollywood to pursue a film career and his growth as an artist in many different media, which has taken him from theatre -- the first form of human expression -- into the digital age.Interwoven with this revealing and personal journey into Barker's life is a grand tour through all of his fiction and film, from his earliest unpublished work -- including the short story "The Wood on the Hill," which is published here for the first time -- up to his most recent novel, Coldheart Canyon and beyond, giving a tantalising glimpse of things to come.Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic unlocks the beating heart of a polymath, a creator, a true artist, and reveals at last a man with one of the twentieth century's most phenomenal imaginations, and the vision to lead us on many strange and fabulous journeys in the years ahead.Customer Reviews:
thorough insight.......2005-01-15
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A fascinating read........2003-04-05
Clive Barker has also glimpsed other worlds, but rather than driving him mad, these visions have compelled him to communicate what he has seen to others. This compulsion has led him to express himself in a multiplicity of media, including the sketches he drew as a child (and indeed, throughout his life), the plays he wrote in his twenties, the short stories he penned as he matured, the movies he directed, or even now, in the portraits he paints. It is this impulse that Douglas Winter, a polymath in his own right (lawyer, journalist, editor, author, book critic, public speaker), attempts to chronicle and explicate in The Dark Fantastic.
The book is arranged chronologically, following Barker from his early life in Liverpool, to his years on the London theatre scene, culminating in the present day, where we find him in Hollywood at work on his latest undertaking, the multimedia project known as The Abarat Quartet. Winter seems to have had unrestricted access to his subject and to those around him, as he cites knowledge gained from interviews with Barker and a plethora of Barker's family, friends, lovers, ex-lovers and business partners. Although Winter makes no claim of objectivity, he maintains a respectable distance from his subject, providing valuable insights into both the man and his work. Doing so, he makes a convincing case for Barker's inclusion in the pantheon of the leading creators of fantastic literature.
Perhaps the most important revelations are found near the end of the book, where Barker becomes more comfortable with his sexuality, finding true love with photographer David Armstrong. There also, he deals with the death of his father and his subsequent descent into depression. Barker's latest epiphany is the most fascinating, as he comes to realize that hundreds of paintings, seemingly created at random to combat his depression, all contained common themes, themes that eventually coalesced to form the basis of his Abarat Quartet project. The fact that he unconsciously worked his way towards mental health, even while breaking new barriers, is both inspirational and awe inspiring.
The book's upbeat ýending" (Barker's only fifty as of the publication date) bodes well for the future. Barker, it seems, will continue to receive messages from other realities, filtering them through his artistic sensibilities to make them more palatable to us lesser mortals. We, the audience, merely have to open our minds, experience his work, and learn. By allowing Barker to take us to other worlds, we can more easily absorb the lessons he has to teach us about our own.
the man and his art.......2003-01-09
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CLIVE BARKER: THE DARK FANTASTIC
DOUGLAS E. WINTER Manufacturer: HarperCollins Publishers ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000OF33EG |
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Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic
Douglas E. Winter Manufacturer: HarperCollins Publishers Ltd ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0002550415 |
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Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic
Douglas E. Winter Manufacturer: HarperCollins ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000OHFKOA |
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Clive Barker's Hellraiser : Book 8 (Epic - Marvel Comics)
John Rozum , Ron Wolfe , Doug Murray , Dwayne McDuffie , and Larry Wachowski Manufacturer: Marvel Comics ProductGroup: Book Binding: Comic ASIN: B000W4HU1Q |
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Clive Barker: The Dark Fantastic
Clive). WINTER, Douglas E. (BARKER Manufacturer: HarperCollins ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000UZVPBS |
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Encyclopedia of Associations v1, Pts 1,2,3 Set: An Associations Unlimited Reference (ENCYCLOPEDIA OF ASSOCIATIONS-NATIONAL-V1)
Gale Manufacturer: Gale Group ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0787682764 |
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Encyclopedia of Associations (Encyclopedia of Associations, Vol 1: National Organizations of the Us)
Manufacturer: Thomson Gale ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0787671207 |
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Associations USA: A Directory of Contact Information for National Associations, Foundations, And Other Nonprofit Organizations in the United States And Canada (Associations USA)
Manufacturer: Omnigraphics ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0780808223 |
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National Directory of Nonprofit Organizations (National Directory of Non-Profit Organizations)
Manufacturer: Taft Group ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 1569954690 |
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Associations USA 2004: A Directory of Contact Information for National Associations, Foundations, and Other Nonprofit Organizations in the United States and Canada (Associations USA)
Manufacturer: Omnigraphics ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0780807324 |
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Directory of Private, Nonprofit Preservation Organizations: State and Local Levels
National Trust for Historic Preservation in the United States Manufacturer: Natl Trust for Historic ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0891330704 |
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Encyclopedia of Associations Supplement for Volume 3 (Encyclopedia of Associations: National Vol. 3 (Supplement))
Gale Manufacturer: Thomson/Gale ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0787677795 |
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Encyclopedia of Associations: Geographic and Executive Indexes : A Guide to More Than 22,000 National and International Organizations, Including Trade, ... 2: Geographic and Executive Indexes, 39thed)
Manufacturer: Gale Group ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 0787648299 |
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Encyclopedia of Associations: National Organizations of the U.S (3 Vol. Set)
Manufacturer: Thomson Gale ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover Similar Items: ASIN: 0787668710 |
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Encyclopedia of Women's Associations Worldwide: A Guide to over 3,400 National and Multinational Nonprofit Women's and Women-Related Organizations
Manufacturer: Thomson Gale ProductGroup: Book Binding: Hardcover ASIN: 1873477252 |
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The Ruth Martin Story: How to Market Yourself and Sell 100 Houses Every Year
Ruth Martin , and Walter R. Brown Manufacturer: Celo Valley Books ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0923687319 |
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Detailed advice on how to succeed at selling real estate, even if your personality isn't your best asset or your area isn't the hottest selling area around. This basic, sound business advice, given step-by-step and applied specifically to real estate, can help anyone in any small business.
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Forever Faithful! A Study of Florence Ballard and the Supremes
Randall Wilson Manufacturer: Renaissance Sound Publications ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0943485037 |
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A case study of the career of singer Florence Ballard -- her relationship with Diana Ross, Mary Wilson and Motown Records and her efforts to establish a solo career in 1968. Includes photos of Florence Ballard, Diana Ross and Mary Wilson.Customer Reviews:
Forever Faithful gets an update in a new bio on Flo........2007-04-16
This is a thesis rather than a biography, but still good..........2007-03-08
need for florence to get her due!!!.......2007-02-25
NEVER RECEIVED THIS ORDER.......2007-02-16
Some insight here, but not essential.......2006-12-30
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Forever Faithful: A Study of Florence Ballard & the Supremes
Randall Wilson Manufacturer: Renaissance Sound Pubns ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000KWFDOQ |
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And This Too Shall Pass: A Novel
E. Lynn Harris Manufacturer: Anchor ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0385480318 Release Date: 1997-02-17 |
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Zurich Robinson is a young black starting quarterback for an NFL expansion team who, after refusing the sexual advances of a local sportscaster, finds himself accused of her rape. Readers know he didn't do it, because he's staying celibate while he figures out his sexual identity, a process complicated by the fact that he's got two different men interested in him--one just for the sex, and one for the love. His defense attorney has romantic problems of her own. Luckily, his grandmother has enough faith-driven wisdom to see everybody through. Overall, And This Too Shall Pass isn't quite as engrossing as Harris's Invisible Life series, although fans of that book will be intrigued by Basil Henderson's supporting role here.Book Description
A stellar quarterback, an ambitious sportscaster. What happens when rising stars collide?Customer Reviews:
Boring!!!!!!!!!!!.......2007-02-03
The characters draw you in.......2006-10-30
E got it going on.......2006-06-07
Awsome!.......2005-12-10
The Sisterhood Journey Bookclub Review.......2005-07-12
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This Too Shall Pass
Lori Durante Rardin Manufacturer: Chasing Rainbows Publications ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items:
ASIN: 0967637708 |
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The book "This Too Shall Pass," subtitled "A hanbook for the emotions of infertility" has helpful tools and ideas for coping with the emotions that sprout from the struggles of infertility. The book will also educate an uneducated society about infertility, as well as help family members to understand what their infertile loved ones are going through.Customer Reviews:
Very comforting book for infertile couples.......2007-05-16
Finally I feel understood!.......2005-02-23
Thank You Ms. Rardin.......2004-03-25
Unique & needed book for infertile AND their family/friends.......2004-03-16
It's not the most eloquent or best-edited of books, but it really doesn't matter, because it fills a need in the market that is so lacking. IT IS ESPECIALLY GREAT FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. Because, let's face it, they usually just don't get it...the pain of IF is so complex and hard to explain to the fertile world, and this really does it.
My appreciation to the author for putting herself out there on this one. I think it will make a lot of IF women/couples feel a lot less crazy and alone.
you are not alone.......2004-03-12
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This too shall pass: Keeping faith during tough times
Manufacturer: Publications International ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0785329544 |
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This Too Shall Pass: Encouragement for Parents Who Sometimes Doubt Their Teens Were Created in the Image of God
Kel Groseclose Manufacturer: Dimensions for Living ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 0687006104 |
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Very helpful and affirming book for parents of teens........1998-08-11
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This Too Shall Pass
Sandra A. McNeal Manufacturer: AuthorHouse ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 142089711X |
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This Too Shall Pass.......2007-01-09
Balancing Faith and Free Will.......2006-05-22
Good Reading.......2006-04-21
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This Too Shall Pass: Keeping Faith During Tough Times
Manufacturer: Publications International Ltd ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Similar Items: ASIN: 0785368620 |
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A touching collection of stories and inspirational quotes from those who have survived such ordeals as serious illness, loss of a loved one, or severe depression.
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And This Too Shall Pass
Lizzy Clay Manufacturer: Lulu.com ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1411611039 |
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This is a book about a journey for a woman that has learned to live in spite of childhood neglect, abuse, cancer, and a broken marriage.
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And This Too Shall Pass
Jennifer L. Olivieri Manufacturer: PublishAmerica ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: 1424102359 |
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I was born the youngest of three children in 1973 to a diverse heritage. My mother is Mexican-Hungarian and my father is full blooded Italian, so emotions ran high in my household. My parents divorced when I was four years old, and although I lived primarily with my father and two siblings in Yonkers, New York, I also spent much of my time in the Berkshires with my mother. I went to a small private Catholic high school for girls in Manhattan called Notre Dame, and it was there that I discovered my love of poetry. Writing became a way for me to express myself. I went on to Syracuse University in 1991 with the intentions of becoming a writer, but found my love of teaching instead. I became a special education teacher and settled in the Berkshires after college with my husband. My daughter, Emma, was born in 1999 and she is my everything. Since that time I have been divorced, and I had to learn how to truly survive on my own and take care of my little girl. It was a scary and extremely emotional time in my life, but it has helped me become the person I am today. Through it all I have turned to writing as my solace, and I am sure that will continue with each new experience. I have also had the good fortune to find my soul mate. Our road has not been an easy one, but we seem to complete and complement each other in a way I did not think possible. Many of my poems were written to him. Somehow, we have made it through the hard times, and after much hurt and healing we are getting married in December.
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And This Too Shall Pass: A Novel
E. Lynn Harris Manufacturer: Anchor Books ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback ASIN: B000NPUWZA |
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Breathe Deeply, This Too Shall Pass
Kimberly Ripley Manufacturer: Booklocker.com ProductGroup: Book Binding: Paperback Accessories: ASIN: 1929072732 |
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Breathe Deeply, This Too Shall Pass is a collection of thirty tales of trials and tribulations of parenting teens. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll consider selling your pre-teen!Customer Reviews:
Got Teens? You've GOT To Read This Book!.......2002-10-19
Got teens? Got friends with teens? ANYONE with teenagers HAS to read this book. It's hilarious!
WRITING PARENT ACHIEVES SUCCESS WITH NEW BOOK!.......2001-01-16
Every nook and cranny of modern family life is closely examined under Ripley's keen eye for observation and unique habit of catching perfectly the understated hilarity of everyday conversations. From dirty rooms to music recitals, from student drivers to telephone wars, Ripley evokes the lighter side of family life that no doubt has her own children blushing to this day!
Don't believe me? Try the following examples on for size:
"At that moment I wanted to fall off my chair and slither away like a snake. What I had expected to be a mother's proud moment was a nightmare. And I still had to go home and write the review!
"When the show ended the music director congratulated parents on their children's wonderful performances. I got a cold hard stare."
-An excerpt from the story "Bacteria"
"When our older daughter is in the house simultaneously she and Jim wage what we refer to as phone wars.
`Jim, I need the phone,' Judy will demand.
`Judy, I just got on,' is the standard reply.
"Of course he's been on for so long the receiver imprint on the side of his head has grown purple, but he won't relinquish his prize body part without a fight!"
-An excerpt from the story "Is Jim There?"
"Her room, in addition to housing my daughter and whichever girlfriends she hauls home for the evening, is also home to three large pet rats. The caged little darlings peer at me with their beady eyes, and slither their nasty tails at me each time I enter the room.
"As they slithered and I ransacked, I was aware of their impervious aroma wafting throughout the supposedly "clean" bedroom. Their beady eyes watched me as I confiscated eleven half-finished bottles of caffeine-free Pepsi, eight damp bath towels, nine dirty socks, and more pairs of dirty undies than I could count. There was no partridge in a pear tree. She doesn't own a pear tree."
-An excerpt from the story "Unnatural Disasters"
Though I'm not a parent, as an ex-junior high school teacher in the public school system, these poignant and pointed stories had me rolling with the memory of past students and relived scenarios. When the stress and emotional roller coaster of raising a modern teenager gets to be too much, reach quickly for "Breathe Deeply, This Too Shall Pass" and give yourself an unexpected treat. Your only complaint will be that each story ends too soon!
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